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September 2023 Survey
Your Details
Name
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Email Address
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City, State
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Your Age
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20-25
26-32
33-40
41-47
48-54
55-60
60+
Have I seen you before?
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Yes
No
Do you use or visit Twitter?
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Yes
No
Do you follow me on Twitter?
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Yes
No
What is your Twitter handle
Companions
When on a lunch or dinner date with a companion, do you prefer to dine in or dine out?
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Dine In
Dine Out
No Preference
Would it bother you if you knew a woman was faking an orgasm?
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Yes
No
Maybe(explain below)
Maybe(explain below)
When out in public with a companion, do you usually prefer her to be dressed very sexy/provocatively or dress more conservatively and laid back to not draw attention? (Use the slider to show where your preference lies)
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Provocative
Conservative
Do the political beliefs of a companion matter when determining whether or not you will make an appointment with her?
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Yes
It's one of the factors I use to see if we would be compatible
Yes
It matters a little, but only if she is too vocal about an issue where we disagree
No
I don't care about her politics or how vocal she is about them
Other
Use the field below to give a custom response.
Other
Use the field below to give a custom response.
Pretend for a moment that you are a highly sought-after companion in your city. You are contacted by three different people you've never met before who all contacted you at the exact same time and want to meet on the same day and the same time(5 p.m.). What are the factors you would use to determine which one you're meeting at 5 p.m.?
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Do you currently have dates set up with a companion in the coming weeks and months?
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Yes
No
Do you, or would you, use reviews found on escort review websites to determine whether or not you would see a companion?
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Yes
No
Maybe
If you had to list your primary reason for seeking out an escort, how would you describe it?
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You've scheduled a date with a beautiful lady who will accompany you for an entire day of dining, sightseeing, and other public events. Which companion do you choose?
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The Faker
She's nice but so chipper and upbeat that it becomes painfully obvious she is being completely fake and telling you whatever she thinks you want to hear.
The Grouch
This woman is brutally honest and can come across as negative and crude. If she has an opinion, and she usually does, she's gonna make sure to let you know.
The Mute
She doesn't say much at all. You have to practically interrogate her the entire day to get her to open up about herself and her views. But the few times she does, she's interesting and well-spoken.
Off The Wall
Do you think 18-year-old You would like the You of today?
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Yes
No
Maybe
Maybe
What single day/event from your teenage years would you rate as the most enjoyable, and the memory still as vivid today as it was then?
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Would you rather be a multi-millionaire with no friends, family, or people you can trust or make minimum wage surrounded by the greatest friends and family anyone could ever ask for?
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Multi-Millionaire
Minimum Wage
Do you remember Hands Across America, and did you participate?
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Yes, and I did participate
Yes, but didn't participate
Never heard of it
Have you ever had an archnemesis or someone you hated with the burning intensity of a thousand Suns?
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No
Yes(explain below)
Yes(explain below)
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What number am I thinking?
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You are single and meet a beautiful woman at work or through a friend. Over the next couple of weeks, you frequently talk to each other and find you have much in common. You finally decide to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. You both laugh, tell stories, and talk about your ambitions—the date is going really well. At some point, in the middle of having dinner, she tells you she has a confession. She takes a sip of wine, then a deep breath, and then looks you in the eyes and tells you that she is an escort.
What is your immediate reaction, and how do you react after dinner ends and you both head home?
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If someone would give you a million dollars to count out loud to 50,000 without stopping, do you think you could do it?
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Yes
No
Who is the smartest person you have met?
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Who is the dumbest person you have met?
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You wake up one day to find that sadistic aliens have invaded the planet. They don't want to kill you, but they tell you they have the ability to rearrange human anatomy, and they say you must move your penis to another part of your body. Where do you choose to move your penis, and why?
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Comments about this survey or suggestions for future surveys
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Megan Love: Elite Nashville Escort