June 2024 Survey

Your Details

Have I seen you before? *
Do you use or visit Twitter/X? *
Do you follow me on Twitter/X? *
Are you a fan of my OnlyFans page*

Off-The-Wall

Would you rather be known by billions of people as a moron with infinite compassion and empathy or a genius who is the biggest asshole on the planet? *
Have you ever farted and blamed someone else or the family pet? *
If you could be a fly on the wall, would you rather witness your birth or your funeral? *
Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker? *
Have you ever hitchhiked? *
You're walking in a wasteland and haven't eaten anything in weeks. The nearest civilization is hundreds of miles away. Suddenly, you spot an oasis of food just one mile away. But there are only three paths to the food source, and all have predators you'll have to deal with. The first path has a hungry grizzly bear. The second has a large pack of hyenas. The third has some grungy-looking guy named Stanley, who just so happens to have a van that can safely take you past the other predators to that oasis of food and then on to the nearest city. But Stanley tells you the trip will take three days, and he expects a little "compensation" for his troubles. What do you do? *
 

All About Megan

Do you plan on, or are you considering, buying tickets for my 2024 Rendezvous Raffle*
Have you bought tickets for any of my previous raffles? *
Would you be interested in me doing a podcast? *
Would you ever consider being a guest on my podcast? *